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THICC OR TREAT

Me? I'm thicc. Or I'd like to think I am,, idk man. I haven't always been thicc, just nowdays I am and if i have been thicc, it hasn't always been the good, JOCCY kind of thicc the women of today long for. I have been so confused with my body,, I'm happy with her now.

ME when I see people buying cow MILK (puss) instead of almond TITTY MILK

Y'all still drinking cow puss??? in 2017?? COULDN'T BE ME.


You know what, imma help you out. GET YOUR TARGET CARD READY.

Existential Dread

You ever just like, see people your age getting married and finding their life partners and shit, having children (are children ever planned?) going grocery shopping without crying & shit?

How does it make you feel knowing you aint got your shit together like that?


I wish I could help but I can't even help myself.


THE COST OF COW PUSS VS ALMOND MILK

HEy! Almond milk is pretty okay and it helped me lose weight when i was a kid and subsided my acne just a little!!! Find my acne story Under "Acne nightmare" page :)

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